remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
*flips Cyrus off as i slowly descend into the depths of hell*
HERE YA GO LIBERATE.
i”MC RACKING UP THANK YOU YOU’RE TH EBEST
- me: starts book
- me: reads book
- me: finishes book
- me: sits in silence because the book ruined my life
"MY BABY!!!" I scream as I watch a grown man with missing teeth and bruises skate by and slam men into glass
- Canada: Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
- Everyone: Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
- America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
- Canada: Sorry
- canada: hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
- america: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
- america: THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
- canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Happy Canada Day
Canadians scare me a little more every day.
This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO
((it’s 1 hour, 49 minutes until Canada day. This is relevant.))
This happens to all Canadians every Canafa Day just an fyi